Life after Star Wars

Last night, Star Wars was great. It was very amusing when the crowd broke into a cheer as opening song started *grin*. Apparently, a friend of mine who went on 18th May saw some people ACTUALLY dressed according to the characters. *wow!* That would've been fun. Thoroughly enjoyed the space battles, limp-cutting fighting actions, reconfiguring of Darth Vader's face, zing-zing of light sabers and err... the wooden acting of Hayden Christensen *gaahahahahaha!*

Check this out: http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html . The spoof captured the essence of the show perfectly *grin*. It's where:

• A bottle of nuts was C3PEANUTS
• A slab of tofu was TOFU D2
• A cannoli was Obi Wan Cannoli
• A cucumber was Cuke Skywalker
• A russet potato was Lord Tader
• A head of lettuce and two donuts as Princess Lettuce
• A slice of ham as Ham Solo
• A head of broccoli as Chewbroccoli

The Star Wars merchandise in the market is simply amazing! We find posters, figurines, CELCOM pre-paid starter packs, *heck!* Twisties pack was giving out little sticker cards. But I still think there's more exploits to be done:

5) Princess Leia Organo for Marie France Bodyline
We see Princess Leia amidst pillows on ground, legs stretched out with bun-like hair wearing a golden bikini. *drools...*

4) Chewbacca for Pantene shampoo
Bright sunny and windy day at the beach. We see Chewbacca running beside waves, silky hair bouncing with each step he takes. *pauses* Gives a BIG ROAAAAARRRRRR!!!!

3) Master Yoda for Health Ministry trying to get kids to eat more vegetables
Tagline: Take the advice of our little green friend. We then see Yoda holding a piece of brocolli saying, "Eat your vegetables, you should, my little padwan".

2) C-3PO for Waxstation car wax
We see C-3PO bump around clumsily like he ALWAYS do. *pauses, picks up a bottle of wax in one hand with the other doing a thumbs-up* He says, "I use Waxstation. It get rids of all the horrendous scratches to my golden body and gives me a perfect SHINE".

*drumroll...*

1) Darth Vader for Coppertone suscreen
We see Darth Vader in full costume, holding up a bottle of sunscreen saying, "Use sunscreen. Else, you would turn to the DARK SIDE..." *insert sound of Darth Vader breathing*