Total blurness

A.M. Sat : *gurgleeee……..* Aik… sore throat!
P.M. Sat : *shiver shiver…* Fever…
P.M. Sun : *sniff sniff……..* Huh? Cold has started?!?
A.M. Mon : *ZZZzzzz…………* I’m SOOOO not going to go office today. Ahhh… MC!
P.M. Tue : *Cough cough…* Sigh… just when I thought it cannot get worse…

Took M.C. again on Friday and a colleague called my mobile whilst I was fast asleep in the afternoon…
Eugene: Juan… we’re in so much trouble. Client copy bombed… bla… bla…
Me: *groggy* Is it? Call Chen… he might be able to help.
Eugene: Who’s Chen? How about Po Li? What’s her number?
Me: Wait… it’s on my phone… *search for number on mobile for ‘Po Li’*
Eugene: {after long pause} Err…. Hello?
Me: Err… I cannot find wor… why huh?
Eugene: Err… arr… I… err… dunno…???
After I woke up from my slumber, it suddenly dawned on me how blur I was. ‘Chen’ was supposed to be ‘Chin’. Of course Eugene had no idea who I was talking about. AND I saved Po Li’s name in my Phonebook as ‘Cheang’… of course I couldn’t find her name on my mobile. And then… after whatever that was written above, I had absolutely no idea what else was in the conversation. Think I could have been telling him about all the Magnums I was dreaming about… or about sheep *shrug*.

Went out for dinner with parents and another couple, friends of my parents. During the car ride, was already in a SLEEP MODE whilst overhearing one of the weirdest parent conversations I’ve had.
Auntie: You know, we women must go for mammograms.
Mum: Aih, I don't have to go for one. Hubby, I OK or not?
Dad: OKAYYYY!!!!
Uncle: Juan, sorry to say this… but I think my wife is OK too!!!
Me: Huh? Mum… what are you all talking about? Zzzzz…
After I woke up, THEN I realized what they were implying *Duh-hhhh* For those who doesn’t know what mammograms are, please GOOGLE :P

What’s the saddest thing when one is sick?
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The headache?
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The coughing?
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The continuous interrupted sleep?
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No…
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It’s the lack of taste in all foods :( I want a MAGNUMMMMMM!!!!! Two minutes of happiness while savoring the luxurious Magnum chocolate, with delicious milky, creamy, vanilla ice-cream. Two minutes of Heaven... probably followed by another 2 weeks of Hell... *sob sob… cough cough… ueeeekkkk…*